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When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboards, everything apart from the soap in the lavatories and all the towels. The police are looking for a pair of dirty criminals.

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A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks. For years, for thou...Read the whole joke

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An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place...Read the whole joke

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What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver? I'm at your service, ...Read the whole joke

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What hired killer never goes to jail? The exterminator....Read the whole joke

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A stupid bank robber rushed into a bank, pointed two fingers at the clerk and said, "This is a m...Read the whole joke

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Did you hear about the calendar thief? He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!...Read the whole joke

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