Criminal jokes

What's another word for a murderer who kills old ladies? A Killergran.

Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ? Al Caprawn !...Read the whole joke

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How do bank robbers send messages? By flee mail!...Read the whole joke

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Criminal: Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery, boss? Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a ...Read the whole joke

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A police officer was escorting a prisoner to jail when his hat blew off. "Shall I run and get ...Read the whole joke

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What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver? I'm at your service, ...Read the whole joke

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Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out....Read the whole joke

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t was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charge...Read the whole joke

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A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Lis...Read the whole joke

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'It's a pity you've gone on hunger strike,' said the convict's girlfriend on visiting day. 'Wh...Read the whole joke

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