Criminal jokes

Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank.

An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place...Read the whole joke

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Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroo...Read the whole joke

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell? One steals from the people, the other...Read the whole joke

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What do you call a robbery in China ? A Chinese take away !...Read the whole joke

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Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !...Read the whole joke

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Why did the burglar take a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway...Read the whole joke

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What's another word for a murderer who kills old ladies? A Killergran....Read the whole joke

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A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car... Who is driving the car? A police o...Read the whole joke

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A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks. For years, for thou...Read the whole joke

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