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A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night. "There's a burglar downstairs eating the cake that I made this morning." "Who shall I call," her husband asked, "police or ambulance?"

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A stupid bank robber rushed into a bank, pointed two fingers at the clerk and said, "This is a m...Read the whole joke

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Why are burglars such good tennis players ? Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts...Read the whole joke

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Burglar ! Burglar who ? Burglars don't knock !...Read the whole joke

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What's another word for a murderer who kills old ladies? A Killergran....Read the whole joke

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Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out....Read the whole joke

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What stars go to jail? Shooting stars....Read the whole joke

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Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe? Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people p...Read the whole joke

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Who was the world's greatest thief ? Atlas, because he held up the whole world !...Read the whole joke

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Judge: Why did you steal that bird? Prisoner: For a lark, sir....Read the whole joke

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