Criminal jokes

Fred: We had a burglary last night, and they took everything except the soap and towels. Harry: The dirty crooks.

Who was the world's greatest thief ? Atlas, because he held up the whole world !...Read the whole joke

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If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have? Organised grime (crime)....Read the whole joke

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Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting? Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make mon...Read the whole joke

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An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place...Read the whole joke

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Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer? Now he's a hardened criminal....Read the whole joke

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell? One steals from the people, the other...Read the whole joke

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What was the parrot doing in prison ? It was a jail-bird !...Read the whole joke

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A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. "Have you any last reque...Read the whole joke

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Judge: Tell me your occupation. Prisoner; I'm a locksmith, Your Honour. Judge: Then what were ...Read the whole joke

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