Criminal jokes

Criminal jokes

Why did the burglar take a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway...Read the whole joke

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What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up? Sorry to take so much of your va...Read the whole joke

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Judge: Why did you steal that bird? Prisoner: For a lark, sir....Read the whole joke

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Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didn't you take ...Read the whole joke

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I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake? No!...Read the whole joke

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Judge: Tell me your occupation. Prisoner; I'm a locksmith, Your Honour. Judge: Then what were ...Read the whole joke

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"What makes you think the prisoner was drunk?" asked the judge. "Well, Your Honor," replied the ...Read the whole joke

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A police officer was escorting a prisoner to jail when his hat blew off. "Shall I run and get ...Read the whole joke

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Why was the robber so secure? He was a safe robber....Read the whole joke

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Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn't any good, it only has sentimental value. Mugger: That's ...Read the whole joke

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Criminal: Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery, boss? Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a ...Read the whole joke

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Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs? Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeve...Read the whole joke

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Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting? Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make mon...Read the whole joke

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Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk? Criminal: You said it was time to spill ...Read the whole joke

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Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen? Criminal: It wasn't when I took it....Read the whole joke

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A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or tra...Read the whole joke

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'It's a pity you've gone on hunger strike,' said the convict's girlfriend on visiting day. 'Wh...Read the whole joke

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What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver? I'm at your service, ...Read the whole joke

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How do bank robbers send messages? By flee mail!...Read the whole joke

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What hired killer never goes to jail? The exterminator....Read the whole joke

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