Criminal jokes

Criminal jokes

What kind of thief steals meat? A hamburglar....Read the whole joke

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Who is the strongest thief? A shoplifter....Read the whole joke

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If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have? Organised grime (crime)....Read the whole joke

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What diploma do criminals get? The third degree....Read the whole joke

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell? One steals from the people, the other...Read the whole joke

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What kind of robbery is not dangerous? A safe robbery....Read the whole joke

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What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals? F.B.I....Read the whole joke

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When did the criminal get smart? When the judge threw the book at him....Read the whole joke

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Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail? Because it needs bailing out....Read the whole joke

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What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all. A going-away party....Read the whole joke

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What stars go to jail? Shooting stars....Read the whole joke

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Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out....Read the whole joke

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Who was the world's greatest thief ? Atlas, because he held up the whole world !...Read the whole joke

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Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !...Read the whole joke

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What was the parrot doing in prison ? It was a jail-bird !...Read the whole joke

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Why are burglars such good tennis players ? Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts...Read the whole joke

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Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ? Al Caprawn !...Read the whole joke

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What do you call a robbery in China ? A Chinese take away !...Read the whole joke

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What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ? Baddy long legs !...Read the whole joke

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What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ? Robbery with violets !...Read the whole joke

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