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101 Things Not To Say During Sex

But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention the video camera? Do you sme...Read the whole joke

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Abstinence

Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister sa...Read the whole joke

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Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken)

What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast and the thigh all you have l...Read the whole joke

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College Rules

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The f...Read the whole joke

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Cucumber&pickle

A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad m...Read the whole joke

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An old man approaches the window of a cinema with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tick...Read the whole joke

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Two Marines were sitting around talking one day. The first Marine asked the second Marine, "If t...Read the whole joke

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The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly o...Read the whole joke

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What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around....Read the whole joke

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What's the ultimate rejection? When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep....Read the whole joke

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Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any....Read the whole joke

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What did the egg say to the boiling water? "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just g...Read the whole joke

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Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snow blower coming....Read the whole joke

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What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual harassment....Read the whole joke

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What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? $3.99 a minute....Read the whole joke

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What are three words you dread the most while making love? "Honey, I'm home."...Read the whole joke

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Why is it called a Wonder Bra? When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went....Read the whole joke

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Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time....Read the whole joke

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What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker? a rooster says cocka-doodle-doo a hooker ...Read the whole joke

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Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant? Right before...Read the whole joke

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