Dirty jokes

Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken)

What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast and the thigh all you have left is a greasy bucket to stick your bone into.

During a funeral for a woman who had henpecked her husband, drove her kids half nuts, scrapped ...Read the whole joke

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Q: What is a bellybutton for? A: It gives a blonde a place to park her gum on the way down....Read the whole joke

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A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke

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The blonde was at the blood bank and sold a pint of blood. As she was leaving counting her $25...Read the whole joke

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There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke

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Q: Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy? A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren....Read the whole joke

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An elderly man visits his doctor. "Doctor, I would like you to examine me to see if I am sexual...Read the whole joke

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What's the ultimate rejection? When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep....Read the whole joke

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A man and woman are riding up in an elevator. The man looks at the woman and says, "Can I sme...Read the whole joke

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