Dirty jokes

What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

A woman went to the doctor and complained that she was suffering from I knee pains. "Do you in...Read the whole joke

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Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a man say? A: Her tits are just too big....Read the whole joke

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Q: Why do men become smarter during sex? A: Because they are plugged into a genius....Read the whole joke

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There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke

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One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with her. She says, "Sure son, but don't look up ...Read the whole joke

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A man walked into an appliance store and asked the price of a 25" remote controlled color televi...Read the whole joke

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Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden t...Read the whole joke

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Two, old drunks in a bar. The first one says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I could...Read the whole joke

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One day there was two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over t...Read the whole joke

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