Dirty jokes

What's the ultimate rejection? When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new "Stealth Condom?" A: "They'll never see you coming."...Read the whole joke

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Q: WHY DON`T BLONDES LIKE ANAL SEX? A: They don`t like their brains being screwed with....Read the whole joke

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Q: What are the small bumps around a woman s nipples for? A: It's Braille for 'Suck here.'...Read the whole joke

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Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any....Read the whole joke

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Q. What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies? A. Bingo!...Read the whole joke

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Two, old drunks in a bar. The first one says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I could...Read the whole joke

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Question: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Answer: A Lickalotopus....Read the whole joke

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Q: Why are men like laxatives? A: They irritate the shit out of you....Read the whole joke

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Question: What's the difference between sin and shame? Answer: It is a sin to put it in, but it...Read the whole joke

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