Dirty jokes

Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

Question: What do you call a gay dinosaur? Answer: Mega-sore-ass....Read the whole joke

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Q: How is a man like a snowstorm? A: You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get,...Read the whole joke

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What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around....Read the whole joke

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Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One. Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, "You...Read the whole joke

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Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mother....Read the whole joke

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How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King didn't cover his Whopper....Read the whole joke

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An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife in bed with a naked man. 'What are you ...Read the whole joke

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Q: What is the smartest thing that can come out of a blonde's mouth? A: Einstein's dick....Read the whole joke

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Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have? A: Palm Sunda...Read the whole joke

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