Dirty jokes

What did the egg say to the boiling water? "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."

Three Friends an Italian a German and a Greek they decided to bet it's other 100 euros who is g...Read the whole joke

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Why did the condom cross the road? Because it was pissed off....Read the whole joke

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Q: How do you know a blonde likes you? A: She screws you two nights in a row....Read the whole joke

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A little old lady shaking violently as she walks in to the pharmacy asks the salesperson "do y...Read the whole joke

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Q: How does a blonde moonwalk? A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!...Read the whole joke

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Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have? A: One that never misses a period....Read the whole joke

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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: It's difficult to open the ...Read the whole joke

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Q: Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom? A: To keep the swelling down....Read the whole joke

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Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead....Read the whole joke

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