Dirty jokes

What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual harassment.

Q: Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy? A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren....Read the whole joke

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Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised? A: When you get a d...Read the whole joke

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Why are electric trains like a mother's breasts? They were both designed for the kids, but it's...Read the whole joke

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Q: What do men and sperm have in common? A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming...Read the whole joke

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Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty people from New York City showed up. Never ...Read the whole joke

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Question: What do elephants use for tampoons? Answer: Sheep....Read the whole joke

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Question: What do you call a gay dinosaur? Answer: Mega-sore-ass....Read the whole joke

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Q: How does a blonde part their hair? A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart) A2: By doing the spl...Read the whole joke

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Q . what did the sign on the whore house say?A: Beat it we are closed...Read the whole joke

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