Dirty jokes

What are three words you dread the most while making love? "Honey, I'm home."

Question: What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub? Answer: On...Read the whole joke

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Two Marines were sitting around talking one day. The first Marine asked the second Marine, "If t...Read the whole joke

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Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a man say? A: Her tits are just too big....Read the whole joke

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Q: How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? A: Just one, but it takes the entire ...Read the whole joke

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Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her crayons are still sticky....Read the whole joke

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Question: What's another name for pickled bread? Answer: Dill-dough....Read the whole joke

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Q: What did Bill Clinton say to Monica? A: I told you to lick my erection, not wreck my election....Read the whole joke

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A 90 year man finally gets to see a Dr. and the dr. asks him what the problem is, the man says...Read the whole joke

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Q: What do men and sperm have in common? A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming...Read the whole joke

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