Dirty jokes

What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker? a rooster says cocka-doodle-doo a hooker says any cock will do.

Why is it called a Wonder Bra? When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went....Read the whole joke

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Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any....Read the whole joke

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Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest....Read the whole joke

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Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher. ...Read the whole joke

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A lady walks into the dentist's office, takes off her underwear, sits down on the chair and sp...Read the whole joke

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A man walked into an appliance store and asked the price of a 25" remote controlled color televi...Read the whole joke

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A man went into a store to buy some condoms. "That's 1 dollar 15 plus tax," said the store assis...Read the whole joke

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Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and sprea...Read the whole joke

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Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!...Read the whole joke

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