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Girl's School

The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't u...Read the whole joke

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Hired Help

A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," a...Read the whole joke

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Little Carrie likes to screw

It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. ...Read the whole joke

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May September Marriage

A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old gi...Read the whole joke

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Nun on the Bus

A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only ...Read the whole joke

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Old Beach Babe

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, "Do you s...Read the whole joke

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Old man's sperm cup

There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to ...Read the whole joke

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Parrrot boy & daddy

There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an old man who started staring at him, because ...Read the whole joke

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Pre-Nuptial Agreements

A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a ve...Read the whole joke

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Reload.

A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the date he sunbathes in the nude on h...Read the whole joke

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Speaking of Sex

A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding an unprepared on...Read the whole joke

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Speed Limit

What's the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around...Read the whole joke

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Starch in your Shorts

Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...Read the whole joke

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Sunday School

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day ...Read the whole joke

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That IS The Only Difference

What's the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the light on....Read the whole joke

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The 3 holes

A guy's car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for a hotel to stay in while he waits fo...Read the whole joke

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The Hundred Nuns

One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the end of the prayer session t...Read the whole joke

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The old mans bird

Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing buy she stops and stairs at ...Read the whole joke

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Three Nuns

Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room ...Read the whole joke

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Whats a Australian Kiss..

What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...Read the whole joke

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