Doctor jokes

An invisible man is here to see you

Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now. Next.

A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, ...Read the whole joke

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I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the patient twenty ...Read the whole joke

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Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to ...Read the whole joke

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Doctor, Doctor I feel like a needle. I see your point! Tell me straight Doc, Is it bad? Well, ...Read the whole joke

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Doctor, Doctor I've lost my memory! When did this happen? When did what happen?...Read the whole joke

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|The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I wou...Read the whole joke

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Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better today! Camper: It should, I practised all night!...Read the whole joke

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Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown. Doctor: What ...Read the whole joke

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A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to...Read the whole joke

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