Doctor jokes

Did you ever have this before?

Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you've got it again!

Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around. Don't worry, it's just a bug that's goi...Read the whole joke

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An old fellow came into the hospital truly on death's door due to an infected gallbladder. The...Read the whole joke

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|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your comp...Read the whole joke

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Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots ? I never make rash promises !...Read the whole joke

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A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to...Read the whole joke

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Patient: I always see spots before my eyes. Doctor: Didn't the new glasses help? Patient: Sure, ...Read the whole joke

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Did you hear about the two podiatrists who opened their offices on the same street? They were a...Read the whole joke

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"Doctor, doctor!" said the panic-stricken woman, "my husband was asleep with his mouth open, and...Read the whole joke

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|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries...Read the whole joke

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