Doctor jokes

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?

|Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now....Read the whole joke

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|5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new people.3. You don't h...Read the whole joke

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change !...Read the whole joke

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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an electric eel That's shocking!...Read the whole joke

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Jack: "My brother was sick and went to the doctor." John: "Is he feeling better now?" Jack: "N...Read the whole joke

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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog. How long have you felt like this? Ever since I was a puppy!...Read the whole joke

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Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to ...Read the whole joke

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|Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.Patient...Read the whole joke

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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a woodworm How boring for you!...Read the whole joke

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