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The doctor took Dan into the room and said, "Dan, I have some good news and some bad news.""Oh, no. Give me the good news, I guess," Dan replied."They're going to name a disease after you."

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Doctor Doctor I'm so ugly what can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties!...Read the whole joke

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A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there. The man complains, "I k...Read the whole joke

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Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh...Read the whole joke

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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a frog What's wrong with that I think I'm going to croak...Read the whole joke

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Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?! Stick your foot out and trip it up!...Read the whole joke

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Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois? The first offense they give you Bears t...Read the whole joke

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Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and ...Read the whole joke

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