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Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work? A: In case they have to draw blood....Read the whole joke

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What kind of physician works on a cruise liner? A dry doc....Read the whole joke

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Doctor and nurse jokes

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday? Saturday Night Fever....Read the whole joke

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Doctor and nurse jokes

Did you hear about the two podiatrists who opened their offices on the same street? They were a...Read the whole joke

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Doctor and nurse jokes

The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I ...Read the whole joke

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Doctor, doctor, can I have a bottle of aspirin and a pot of glue? Why? Because I've been at my...Read the whole joke

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Doctor, Doctor, my little brother thinks he's a computer. Well bring him in so I can cure him. I...Read the whole joke

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A nurse had to take a patient back to her room after surgery. Woman was still feeling the effe...Read the whole joke

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When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several bystanders ran over to h...Read the whole joke

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The patient: Tell me, is it true that alcohol decreases blood pressure? Doctor: Yes, that is ...Read the whole joke

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Jack: "My brother was sick and went to the doctor." John: "Is he feeling better now?" Jack: "N...Read the whole joke

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Doctor: "Good news you passed your hearing test!" Patient: "HUH"...Read the whole joke

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"Doctor, doctor!" said the panic-stricken woman, "my husband was asleep with his mouth open, and...Read the whole joke

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Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!

|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little down in the...Read the whole joke

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Doctor's Notes 1

A man comes into the ER and yells; "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff...Read the whole joke

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Doctor's Notes 2

At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's...Read the whole joke

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Doctor's Notes 3

One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive...Read the whole joke

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Doctor's Notes 4

I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the patient twenty ...Read the whole joke

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Doctor's Notes 5

While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" Af...Read the whole joke

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Doctor's Notes 6

I was caring for a woman and asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except ...Read the whole joke

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