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Doctor's Notes 7

A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk ro...Read the whole joke

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Doctor's Notes 8

A new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female pelvic exams. To c...Read the whole joke

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Doctor, should I file my nails?

|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke

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Doctors meeting

|A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out...Read the whole joke

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Does it hurt when you do this?

|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don't do that....Read the whole joke

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Driving exams worry me

|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don't worry about it. You'll pass...Read the whole joke

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Get a heart transplant

|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower b...Read the whole joke

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Get me an ambulence now

|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!Operator:...Read the whole joke

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How much for all night?

|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor as...Read the whole joke

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How much will this cost me?

|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few minute...Read the whole joke

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How to Argue the Price of a Screw

A well known, rich business man's wife broke her hip. The business man got the best orthopedic surge...Read the whole joke

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I can't find the cause of your pain

|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your comp...Read the whole joke

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I have bad and very bad news

|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad ne...Read the whole joke

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I have good news and bad news

|Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.Patient...Read the whole joke

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I often feel guilty

|Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where...Read the whole joke

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I think I need a pair of glasses

|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank....Read the whole joke

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I want to lose some weight

|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John: How can I lose twe...Read the whole joke

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I would like to havea second opinion

|A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it.Doctor: Your tonsils gotta...Read the whole joke

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I'm gaining weight doctor

|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?...Read the whole joke

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I've got good and bad

|I've got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor te...Read the whole joke

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