Doctor jokes

The results of the X-ray

|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!...Read the whole joke

Rating: 0 - Category: Doctor

Trouble sleeping

|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor as...Read the whole joke

Rating: 0 - Category: Doctor

Waiting Room

I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse wa...Read the whole joke

Rating: 0 - Category: Doctor

We are the best of friends

|The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I wou...Read the whole joke

Rating: 0 - Category: Doctor

We need to help these people

|A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We need to get these people to...Read the whole joke

Rating: 0 - Category: Doctor

What is your problem?

|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can he...Read the whole joke

Rating: 0 - Category: Doctor

What should I do then?

|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor: Sell!...Read the whole joke

Rating: 0 - Category: Doctor

Why did the nurse go to art school?

Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!...Read the whole joke

Rating: 0 - Category: Doctor

Will I live any longer?

|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor: Not really. It will...Read the whole joke

Rating: 0 - Category: Doctor

Will this operation hurt me at all?

|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brow...Read the whole joke

Rating: 0 - Category: Doctor

Would you please do me a favor?

|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you help me? Coul...Read the whole joke

Rating: 0 - Category: Doctor

You're in great health

|Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.Doc...Read the whole joke

Rating: 0 - Category: Doctor

Advertisment

Jokes categories