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Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor? Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, M...Read the whole joke

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Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body? Larry: Shhh, doc...Read the whole joke

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A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flowe...Read the whole joke

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Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mary: Y...Read the whole joke

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What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy? If you put a puppy in a room by itself for...Read the whole joke

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The seven-year old girl told her mom, "A boy in my class asked me to play doctor." "Oh, dear," ...Read the whole joke

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A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, ...Read the whole joke

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Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you've got it again!...Read the whole joke

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Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener! Doctor: Don't panic. He'...Read the whole joke

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Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night? Nurse: No...Read the whole joke

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Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown. Doctor: What ...Read the whole joke

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A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident. Doctor: We need to get these pe...Read the whole joke

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Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?...Read the whole joke

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Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to ...Read the whole joke

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Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God....Read the whole joke

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What's the difference between a nurse and a nun? A nun only serves one God....Read the whole joke

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A nurse was showing some student nurses through the hospital. "This will be the most hazardous...Read the whole joke

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A doctor is going round the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed where the chap is l...Read the whole joke

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The nurse who can smile when things go wrong is probably going off duty....Read the whole joke

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Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures? Because...Read the whole joke

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