Drunks jokes

5 drinks

A well dressed gentlemen enters the bar of a five star restaurant, sits at the bar and orders four v...Read the whole joke

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A completely inebriated man was stumbling down...

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in ...Read the whole joke

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A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way...

A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled hi...Read the whole joke

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A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut...

A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It is raining heavily and ve...Read the whole joke

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A drunk staggered into a cemetery and...

A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon a second drunk stagg...Read the whole joke

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A fellow decides to take off early from work...

A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, ...Read the whole joke

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A horrible tragedy

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching the friend he comments, "Yo...Read the whole joke

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A man had been drinking at the bar for hours...

A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout his girlfriend being o...Read the whole joke

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A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested...

A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came along. Pizza thought:...Read the whole joke

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A rather novel way to...

A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out the fr...Read the whole joke

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A somewhat drunk man feels a...

A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says,"Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass....Read the whole joke

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A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked...

A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat next to a ...Read the whole joke

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A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog...

A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.She sits down at the bar next to a dr...Read the whole joke

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After a long pubcrawl...

After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen. Since they can't come t...Read the whole joke

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ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY

"ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY"So what ? Who's in a hurry ?...Read the whole joke

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At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy...

At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy askingwhat time the bar opens. "It open...Read the whole joke

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Clearing it

A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting near him that he can fart ...Read the whole joke

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Drinking problem

Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford: The hell you don't!Mongo...Read the whole joke

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Drunk walks into elevator...

Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the bottom. Lies the...Read the whole joke

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How can you tell?

"Old Jethro's next door's a-makin' moonshine again." the wife told her husband."How can you tell ?" ...Read the whole joke

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