Drunks jokes

A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way...

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A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled him over. "Didn'tyou see the arrow, buddy?" he asked."An arrow?" the confused driver said. "I didn't even see theIndians

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It's a ladybug

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One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub...

One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly the pub door swings open and i...Read the whole joke

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The sex talk

A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can we talk about politics The bart...Read the whole joke

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There was a drunk man walking down the street turning...

There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and forth. A policeman came u...Read the whole joke

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A rather novel way to...

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A man had been drinking at the bar for hours...

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This guys is sitting at the end of a bar...

This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes in the door he says, rapidly,"...Read the whole joke

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