Drunks jokes

A drunk staggered into a cemetery and...

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A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon a second drunk staggered by. "Get me out of here", said the one in the grave, "I'm cold". The other one looked over the edge and said, "No wonder you're cold, you poor guy. You don't have any dirt on you".

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Two drunks walk into a bar...

Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and says "I gotta go use the can." So...Read the whole joke

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There was a young Scotsman called Andy...

There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted his kilt,To w...Read the whole joke

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The sex talk

A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can we talk about politics The bart...Read the whole joke

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Drunk walks into elevator...

Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the bottom. Lies the...Read the whole joke

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Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinn...Read the whole joke

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This guys is sitting at the end of a bar...

This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes in the door he says, rapidly,"...Read the whole joke

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Drinking problem

Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford: The hell you don't!Mongo...Read the whole joke

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A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut...

A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It is raining heavily and ve...Read the whole joke

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A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked...

A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat next to a ...Read the whole joke

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