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A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked...

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A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat next to a rather attractive woman."Hi," he said, "I'm new in town. Can I buy you a drink?""Get lost," she remarked, "I am Lesbian.""Oh, really?" he asked, "How are things in Beiruit?"

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The sex talk

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A fellow decides to take off early from work...

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It's a ladybug

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Drinking problem

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Two drunks walk into a bar...

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There was a drunk man walking down the street turning...

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A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut...

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The Eighteen Bottles

The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by myw...Read the whole joke

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