Drunks jokes

After a long pubcrawl...

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After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen. Since they can't come to a conclusion they go searching a cop. Finally they find one and ask him: "Please, officcccer, could you tell usif the moon is red or green?" The cop looks up and asks back: "The left or the right one?"

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A somewhat drunk man feels a...

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A fellow decides to take off early from work...

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The Eighteen Bottles

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