Drunks jokes

Clearing it

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A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting near him that he can fart out the tune to The Star Spangelled Banner!Everyone who hears this wants to see him do it. So he tells everyone togather around him, then he climbs up on the bar, drops his trousers and proceeds to take a massive dump on the bar counter. After hefinishes the disgusted bartender says "Why in the hell did you shit on mybar?" The drunk replies "Even Elvis had to clear his throat!"Sent by Paul

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