Drunks jokes

How can you tell?

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"Old Jethro's next door's a-makin' moonshine again." the wife told her husband."How can you tell ?" he asked. "Did you smell it ?""Nope. But a bunch of mice from over to his place came over here this morning and beat the shit out of our cats . . ."

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