Drunks jokes

It's a ladybug

A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed a tiny little spot on the wall t...Read the whole joke

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Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop...

Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a manual rotisserie. A dr...Read the whole joke

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Lost all my luggage

McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down his chee...Read the whole joke

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One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub...

One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly the pub door swings open and i...Read the whole joke

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Out of the Greek Myths

The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown a party for a pair of ...Read the whole joke

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Sign of drinking problem

Sign of drinking problem...You shout, "I'm not as think you drunk I am."Sent by JC...Read the whole joke

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The Eighteen Bottles

The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by myw...Read the whole joke

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The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test...

The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of the lasttest has left his system upse...Read the whole joke

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The sex talk

A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can we talk about politics The bart...Read the whole joke

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There was a drunk man walking down the street turning...

There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and forth. A policeman came u...Read the whole joke

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There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk...

There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and ...Read the whole joke

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There was a young Scotsman called Andy...

There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted his kilt,To w...Read the whole joke

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Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinn...Read the whole joke

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This guys is sitting at the end of a bar...

This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes in the door he says, rapidly,"...Read the whole joke

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Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were...

Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party they were at the nig...Read the whole joke

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Two drunks walk into a bar...

Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and says "I gotta go use the can." So...Read the whole joke

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Two friends were out drinking...

Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless...Read the whole joke

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Warning labels

If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor, let's at least have ...Read the whole joke

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What is a breathanalyzer?

"Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a 'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool."Wel...Read the whole joke

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What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?

What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn't have to go to those stupid me...Read the whole joke

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