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ADVICE FOR IDIOTS

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An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety Handbook for Employees: "Blink your eyelids periodically to lubricate your eyes."

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LEARN YOUR LESSON

|When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteache...Read the whole joke

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DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS?

|A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages rather than serve a two-year...Read the whole joke

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Technology problems

|One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national pager company. He deals w...Read the whole joke

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The incredibly dumb

|AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership". He r...Read the whole joke

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Global Stupids

|Saddam Hussein's stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with sulfur f...Read the whole joke

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Stupid Stuff 2

|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world."That race was all about competition...Read the whole joke

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An inscription problem

|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. De...Read the whole joke

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An insurance company

|Form Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either driver have d...Read the whole joke

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IDIOTS & RETAIL

|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signe...Read the whole joke

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