Elderly jokes

A little old lady walked into the bank...

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A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out. Passing the armed guard, she smiled and said, "You can go home now."

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Amicable old lady

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How old are you?

|A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing ho...Read the whole joke

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I am not forgetful

|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself wit...Read the whole joke

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OLD NEVER DIES 5

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New hearing aid

|Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went to the doctor...Read the whole joke

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I have bad news

|The doctor tells his patient: "Well I have good news and bad news..." The patient says, "Lay it on ...Read the whole joke

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An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon...

An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They were in bed getting ready...Read the whole joke

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I'm over the hill

|We're over the hill but don't feel sadThis side of the hill ain't all that bad.So give us "five" an...Read the whole joke

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An elderly woman entered a large furniture store...

An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much younger salesman. "Is th...Read the whole joke

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