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A young boy was visiting his grandfather's farm...

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A young boy was visiting his grandfather's farm whenone day he walks out behind the barn and sees hisgrandfather playing with himself.The boy says, "What are you doing grandpa, jacking off?"Grandpa replies, "No sonny, just jacking!"

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