Elderly jokes

An elderly woman entered a large furniture store...

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An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much younger salesman. "Is there something in particular I can show you?" he asked."Yes, I want to buy a sexual sofa.""You mean a sectional sofa," he suggested."Sectional schmectional." she bitterly retorted. "All I want is an occasional piece in the living room!"

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Good & bad news

|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news...Read the whole joke

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How do old people have oral sex?

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Orange penis

An old man goes to the doctor and says "Dr., I don't know what's wrongwith me. My dick is orange."T...Read the whole joke

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Amicable old lady

"Dear Reyer School, God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizen's lunc...Read the whole joke

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A Senior Citizen

|I am a senior citizen...- I'm the life of the party... even when it lasts 'till 8pm.- I'm very good...Read the whole joke

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Hard of hearing

|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.One remarked to the...Read the whole joke

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OLD NEVER DIES 8

|OLD KIDS never die, they just grow upOLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die, they just shuffle off the...Read the whole joke

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An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years...

An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the woman's doctor says ...Read the whole joke

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OLD NEVER DIES 13

|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they're just not the...Read the whole joke

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