Elderly jokes

An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests...

"Look at me." an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash. "I've aged like a fine o...Read the whole joke

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An ode to old age

|There's quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn't begin at 40. That's a big...Read the whole joke

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An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by...

An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a poopy little present on the woman's...Read the whole joke

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An old lady lived by herself in a small house...

An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town. One day she went to the local grocer...Read the whole joke

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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship...

An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat on tight, so that it would...Read the whole joke

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An old man and an old lady are getting...

An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when all of asudden the woman bursts o...Read the whole joke

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An old man and an old woman were sitting...

An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the morning of their 50th wedding ...Read the whole joke

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An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up...

An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While the man is with the doctor, the d...Read the whole joke

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An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon...

An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They were in bed getting ready...Read the whole joke

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An old man goes into the Social Security Office...

An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application. Too old to have a birt...Read the whole joke

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An old man is sitting on the park bench crying...

An old man is sitting on the park bench crying. Another oldman sits down next to him and says, "Mist...Read the whole joke

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An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home...

An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into thenurses' office and informe...Read the whole joke

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An old retired man goes to his wife one day...

An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her, "I don't know how to tell you this dea...Read the whole joke

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Automotive horror

|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife'...Read the whole joke

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Bathroom troubles

|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, "Fellas, I got real pr...Read the whole joke

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Bending it further

The old man was saying to his doctor,"You know, Doc, when I was young, it was as hard as a rock. As ...Read the whole joke

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Can't do

"What's wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who was sit...Read the whole joke

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Do you know me?

|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly...Read the whole joke

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Don't Forget!

An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their doctor ...Read the whole joke

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Eating some peanuts

|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care of him. So the family decided...Read the whole joke

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