Elderly jokes

Finding a house

|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they can tell she h...Read the whole joke

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Florida driver's license!

|I've sure gotten old. I've had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate...Read the whole joke

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Getting married

Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a ...Read the whole joke

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Getting old when

|You know you're getting older when...Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't wor...Read the whole joke

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Good & bad news

|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news...Read the whole joke

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Grandma changed

|In the dim and distant pastWhen life's tempo wasn't so fast,Grandma used to rock and knit,Crochet, ...Read the whole joke

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Guaranteed visits

|An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told he...Read the whole joke

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Handling teens

|A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the fi...Read the whole joke

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Hard of hearing

|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.One remarked to the...Read the whole joke

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Here is this guy who really takes care of his body...

Here is this guy who really takes care of his body,he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day.On...Read the whole joke

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Horse or chicken?

|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he wen...Read the whole joke

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How do old people have oral sex?

How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it....Read the whole joke

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How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!...Read the whole joke

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How old are you?

|A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing ho...Read the whole joke

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How you earned it

|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest ...Read the whole joke

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I am not forgetful

|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself wit...Read the whole joke

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I have bad news

|The doctor tells his patient: "Well I have good news and bad news..." The patient says, "Lay it on ...Read the whole joke

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I'm over the hill

|We're over the hill but don't feel sadThis side of the hill ain't all that bad.So give us "five" an...Read the whole joke

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Is it worth it?

Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. "How old w...Read the whole joke

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Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70...

Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was asked if she minded, she answ...Read the whole joke

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