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|For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a...Read the whole joke

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New hearing aid

|Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went to the doctor...Read the whole joke

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No Peer Pressure

|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about be...Read the whole joke

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Ode to cranky men

|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my mind,Quite blank as...Read the whole joke

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Old maid's burglar

|A story I'll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened the window, and then crept ...Read the whole joke

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OLD never dies

|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they just lose t...Read the whole joke

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OLD NEVER DIES 10

|OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they just change colorOLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they're...Read the whole joke

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OLD NEVER DIES 11

|OLD RADIOS never die, they just stop receivingOLD RAILROADERS never die, they just derailOLD RAIN P...Read the whole joke

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OLD NEVER DIES 12

|OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goalOLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they ...Read the whole joke

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OLD NEVER DIES 13

|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they're just not the...Read the whole joke

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OLD NEVER DIES 14

|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out of timeOLD WATCH...Read the whole joke

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OLD NEVER DIES 15

|OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just stop ringingO...Read the whole joke

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OLD NEVER DIES 2

|OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get bowled overOLD ...Read the whole joke

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OLD NEVER DIES 3

|OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run into the groundOLD C...Read the whole joke

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OLD NEVER DIES 4

|OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribblingOLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they just buzz...Read the whole joke

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OLD NEVER DIES 5

|OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zoneOLD FOOTBALLERS never die, they just ki...Read the whole joke

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OLD NEVER DIES 6

|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell that wayOLD HOCKEY...Read the whole joke

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OLD NEVER DIES 7

|OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it HzOLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just lose c...Read the whole joke

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OLD NEVER DIES 8

|OLD KIDS never die, they just grow upOLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die, they just shuffle off the...Read the whole joke

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OLD NEVER DIES 9

|OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played outOLD MUSICIANS never die, they just go from bar to ...Read the whole joke

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