Elderly jokes

One day an older fella was in for a checkup...

One day an older fella was in for a checkup.After his examination, his doctor was amazed."Holy cow! ...Read the whole joke

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Orange penis

An old man goes to the doctor and says "Dr., I don't know what's wrongwith me. My dick is orange."T...Read the whole joke

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Partial Dosage

Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for Viagra. ...Read the whole joke

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Perfectly good eyesight

Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a round of golf together. They get on ...Read the whole joke

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Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies...

Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies.They would put them down somewhere and forge...Read the whole joke

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Pondering old age

|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and go has got up and went.But in spite of...Read the whole joke

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Problems driving

|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over the dashboard. As they...Read the whole joke

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Recently seen

|Recently seen on a card...Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those candles, what about...Read the whole joke

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Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic...

Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for HIV. When the counselor aske...Read the whole joke

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Seventy year old George went for his annual physical...

Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with great results....Read the whole joke

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Sharing everything

|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ord...Read the whole joke

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She is angry at you

|Worried because they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mr...Read the whole joke

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Sweet, Sweet Road Rage

An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman in his new red Mercedes wen...Read the whole joke

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Take in a boarder

An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of 30, and would he have any sugg...Read the whole joke

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The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife...

The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when th...Read the whole joke

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There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment...

There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One day he went shopping, his first ...Read the whole joke

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There was an old married couple that had happily...

There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty years. The only f...Read the whole joke

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THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE...

THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET. GERTRU...Read the whole joke

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This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue...

This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a voice from above "You will live...Read the whole joke

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This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on...

This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His wife said, "Where are you going ...Read the whole joke

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