Elderly jokes

Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test...

Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to the first man, "What is thr...Read the whole joke

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Three old ladies are walking down the street...

Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew, it's windy today!T...Read the whole joke

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Too much attention

One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves her, hoping she ...Read the whole joke

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Travel to Heaven

|This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had bee...Read the whole joke

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Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus...

Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot ...Read the whole joke

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Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front...

Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback. Herb says to Sam, "Gee, we w...Read the whole joke

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Uncovering a scam

|The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and...Read the whole joke

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Wedding Anniversary

|A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notic...Read the whole joke

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What was its name?

|Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred,...Read the whole joke

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What's the best thing about turning 65?

What's the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen....Read the whole joke

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What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in t...Read the whole joke

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When I become old

|When I'm a little old lady, then I'll live with my children and bring them great joy.To repay all I...Read the whole joke

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When you are young

|When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul. When you a...Read the whole joke

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Will you marry me?

|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her t...Read the whole joke

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Willy's rolling down the hall of a retirement home...

Willy's rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he's driving a car, an orderly turns t...Read the whole joke

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You Can Never Really Go Back

You Can Never Really Go Back There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were ...Read the whole joke

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You will forget it

|An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their docto...Read the whole joke

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