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A bus conversation

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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves andengage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind themignores their conversation at first, but her attention isgalvanized when she hears one of the men saying the following;"Emma come first. Denna I come. Two asses, they come together.I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come againand pee twice. Denna I come once-a more.""You fowl-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "Inthis country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"Hey, coola down lady," said the man, "Imma justa tellun myfriend howa to spella Mississippi."

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