Farmer jokes

Farmer jokes

Did you hear about the farmer's boy who hated the country ? He went to the big city and got a jo...Read the whole joke

Rating: 0 - Category: Farmer

Farmer jokes

Why was the farmer hopping mad ? Because someone had trodden on his corn !...Read the whole joke

Rating: 0 - Category: Farmer

Farmer jokes

Camper: Is it easy to milk a cow? Farmer: Sure it is. Any jerk can do it....Read the whole joke

Rating: 0 - Category: Farmer

Farmer jokes

Camp Woodland was across the road from a dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull. 'Is tha...Read the whole joke

Rating: 0 - Category: Farmer

Farmer jokes

Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens? He wanted them to lay coloured ...Read the whole joke

Rating: 0 - Category: Farmer

Farmer jokes

How does a farmer send messages? By e-i-e-i-o-mail....Read the whole joke

Rating: 0 - Category: Farmer

Farmer jokes

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer? A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a...Read the whole joke

Rating: 0 - Category: Farmer

Farmer jokes

Why are farmers cruel? Because they pull corn by the ears....Read the whole joke

Rating: 0 - Category: Farmer

Farmer jokes

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ? I'm on the horns of a dilemma h...Read the whole joke

Rating: 0 - Category: Farmer

Farmer jokes

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ? He wanted sweet and sour pork !...Read the whole joke

Rating: 0 - Category: Farmer

Farmer jokes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? Wheres my tractor!...Read the whole joke

Rating: 0 - Category: Farmer

Farmer jokes

Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane, but he's not happy with it. Instead of pointing...Read the whole joke

Rating: 0 - Category: Farmer

Farmer jokes

Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy, he built a pig-powered car. He has to get ...Read the whole joke

Rating: 0 - Category: Farmer

Farmer jokes

Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman farmer who moved into the next valley and boy, i...Read the whole joke

Rating: 0 - Category: Farmer

Farmer jokes

FARMER: Did you sleep well last night? GUEST: No, the bed was soft and the air was fresh, but an...Read the whole joke

Rating: 0 - Category: Farmer

Farmer jokes

How does the pig farmer get to the fair? He rides piggyback....Read the whole joke

Rating: 0 - Category: Farmer

Farmer jokes

What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn't fit into the pen? "There's more there than m...Read the whole joke

Rating: 0 - Category: Farmer

Gathering chickens

|The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted...Read the whole joke

Rating: 0 - Category: Farmer

Giving away a horse

|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he wen...Read the whole joke

Rating: 0 - Category: Farmer

Helping your father

|A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a ...Read the whole joke

Rating: 0 - Category: Farmer

Advertisment

Jokes categories