Farmer jokes

Horse pulls the car

|An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to he...Read the whole joke

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How are you doing?

|A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town by car, unfortunately experien...Read the whole joke

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How are you feeling?

|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking compan...Read the whole joke

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I flattened your cat

|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he co...Read the whole joke

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Lacking all religion

|A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Being ...Read the whole joke

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Mother-in-law killed

|A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection o...Read the whole joke

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Pig misunderstanding

|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a...Read the whole joke

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Ploughing the land

|A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came t...Read the whole joke

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Politicians accident

|Politicians accidentA bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when ...Read the whole joke

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Settling a cow case

|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's...Read the whole joke

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Texan farmer travels

|A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. ...Read the whole joke

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Try to grow chickens

|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land. He went to the local feed a...Read the whole joke

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Very hostile farmer

|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of ho...Read the whole joke

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Visiting a rural farm

|Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a p...Read the whole joke

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Wife isn't in the car

|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fe...Read the whole joke

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Winning Nobel prize

|A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field...Read the whole joke

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