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Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving

|1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, "See mom, I told you they wouldn't notice th...Read the whole joke

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Halloween handouts

|The Top 10 Least Popular Halloween HandoutsSpinach flavored Rice Cakes.Teeth removing TaffyMetamuci...Read the whole joke

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Geek's thanksgiving

|1. Be thankful you haven't been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn't down!3. Be thankful your...Read the whole joke

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Top Signs That You're Too Old to Trick or Treat ...

|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for yo...Read the whole joke

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Your New Year Resolution

|Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you never keep them? Here are s...Read the whole joke

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Advertisements

|Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don't...Read the whole joke

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I'm sending out some cards

|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter me...Read the whole joke

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The blonde Thanksgiving dinner

|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-en...Read the whole joke

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Thanksgiving dinner prepared by kids

|A Thanksgiving Cookbookby Mrs. Geraghty's Kindergarten ClassNOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be reponsi...Read the whole joke

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