Festival jokes

Top Signs That You're Too Old to Trick or Treat ...

1 2 3 4 5 [close]

10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over. 6. People say, "What a scary mask!" but you're not wearing a mask! 5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest. 4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders. 3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece. 2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker. and last but not least...1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live. Happy Halloween!

Other Festival jokes

I'm sending out some cards

|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter me...Read the whole joke

Rating: - Category: Festival

Do you go to church?

|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door...Read the whole joke

Rating: - Category: Festival

The football-playing turkey

|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strut...Read the whole joke

Rating: - Category: Festival

Thanksgiving dinner prepared by kids

|A Thanksgiving Cookbookby Mrs. Geraghty's Kindergarten ClassNOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be reponsi...Read the whole joke

Rating: - Category: Festival

I just had a dream about it

|A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed...Read the whole joke

Rating: - Category: Festival

New Year Resolutions for Pets

|15. I will not eat other animals' poop. 14. I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poo...Read the whole joke

Rating: - Category: Festival

Top Signs That You're Too Old to Trick or Treat ...

|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for yo...Read the whole joke

Rating: - Category: Festival

Geek's thanksgiving

|1. Be thankful you haven't been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn't down!3. Be thankful your...Read the whole joke

Rating: - Category: Festival

The blonde Thanksgiving dinner

|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-en...Read the whole joke

Rating: - Category: Festival

Advertisment