Food jokes

A great fruit cake recipie

|You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit...Read the whole joke

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A practical joke involving jello

|Here's a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold should be ...Read the whole joke

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An error publishing an article

|From Reuters News Service:Canada's Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterel...Read the whole joke

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Are caterpillars good to eat?

|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to mention such thing...Read the whole joke

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Bad convenience foods

|The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel's pickled eggs ... 8. Meete...Read the whole joke

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Bottle of Evian water?

|Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!...Read the whole joke

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Burger jokes

Are hamburgers male? Yes, because they're boygers, not girlgers!...Read the whole joke

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Burger jokes

Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they have a very frank relationship!...Read the whole joke

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Burger jokes

Can you name two burgers who are royalty? Sir Loin and Burger King!...Read the whole joke

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Burger jokes

Do hamburgers make good vampires? No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!...Read the whole joke

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Burger jokes

Do they really serve burgers in Transylvania? Very rare-ly....Read the whole joke

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Burger jokes

How are UFO's related to hamburgers? Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!...Read the whole joke

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Burger jokes

How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed? They're the one's wearing...Read the whole joke

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Burger jokes

How did the jury find the hamburger? Grill-ty as charred!...Read the whole joke

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Burger jokes

How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat....Read the whole joke

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Burger jokes

How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers? Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!...Read the whole joke

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Burger jokes

How do they prevent crime in hamburger country? With burger alarms!...Read the whole joke

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Burger jokes

How do we know burgers love young people? They're pro-teen!...Read the whole joke

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Burger jokes

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's? They 'loin' fast!...Read the whole joke

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Burger jokes

How do we know that hamburgers love classic music? They're often found at the Meatropolitan Ope...Read the whole joke

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