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The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "You've got to help m...Read the whole joke

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What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one,...Read the whole joke

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Why didn't the two worms go into Noah's ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go in pairs !...Read the whole joke

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What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm !...Read the whole joke

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First apple: You look down in the dumps. What's eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think....Read the whole joke

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !...Read the whole joke

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The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple....Read the whole joke

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Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Wat...Read the whole joke

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How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel....Read the whole joke

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Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doc...Read the whole joke

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School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with go...Read the whole joke

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How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden...Read the whole joke

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How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim....Read the whole joke

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What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple....Read the whole joke

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Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all red...Read the whole joke

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What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do? It can look round....Read the whole joke

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How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill....Read the whole joke

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If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away....Read the whole joke

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Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchard's on fire....Read the whole joke

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Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said...Read the whole joke

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