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The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air. The girl gets irritated with the smoke...Read the whole joke

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Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? Because it is below C level....Read the whole joke

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They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the comput...Read the whole joke

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The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." "Thank you, daddy, but where...Read the whole joke

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The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results. The problem w...Read the whole joke

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A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empiri...Read the whole joke

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How many maintenance programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They try to fix the...Read the whole joke

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How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb? "You're still thinking procedural...Read the whole joke

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How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb? One, to generate a "ChangeLightBul...Read the whole joke

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How many IBM employees does it take to change a light bulb? Fifteen. Five to do it, and ten to ...Read the whole joke

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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, provided there's a pr...Read the whole joke

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A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the comput...Read the whole joke

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"Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?" " My right hand." " Ama...Read the whole joke

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Computer helpline? Everytime I log onto the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes snow...Read the whole joke

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Customer: I think I've got a bug in my computer. Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noi...Read the whole joke

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Helpline? I've just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive! Has the computer stopped workin...Read the whole joke

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How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out? Hide their trainers....Read the whole joke

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I've been on my computer all night! Don't you think you'd be more comfortable on a bed like every...Read the whole joke

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I've been sitting at this computer for hours and I haven't seen a single website. That's becaus...Read the whole joke

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Mum, Mum, Dad's broken my computer! How did he do that? I dropped it on his head....Read the whole joke

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